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Stretching,
I frowned. I’d just finished reading the last Charles
Williams paperback bought from a garage sale. My frown deepened.
Stuff still needed fixing. The freezer on the patio growled
for defrosting. The parcel of wire grass, my lawn, grew ankle-high.
Gutters along my trailer stayed clogged. I sat working these
chores in my mind when a vintage ‘65 Mustang pulled
into the cul-de-sac and stopped in my lane. “The Blue
Cheer” was written across its trunk.
A tall,
thin man hauled himself out. Our gazes locked. I rested the
beer can on the redwood deck. What was he selling that I couldn’t
live without? His purposeful stride told me I’d soon
know. His running shoes were red, shirt red, and trousers
chinos. Was the gold timepiece on his wrist a Rolex (I’d
only seen them in advertisements)? Sloped shoulders signified
he bore a world of woe. Lucky for me, things were rough all
over since my livelihood depended on it.
Halting
at the bottom step, the man appraised me in the lawn chair.
I didn’t like him. He reeked of money, the filthy kind.
Hooded jet eyes reminded me of a gangster.
“Can
I help you, mister?” I asked at last.
He hawked
and spat. A hand flicker adjusted his family jewels. “You
be Johnson?” A raspy baritone, he stressed the final
syllable. “The detective fellow?”
Our shopworn
script usually had a lady for the other part. “Could
be. Who’s asking?”
He shrugged.
“I’m Ty Pangle.”
Beneath
my feet stood, the redwood deck felt warm. The mid-morning
sun was cranking up a stultified April day. “I’m
Johnson.”
His scowl
didn’t let up. “Mr. Gatlin referred me to you.”
Nodding,
I threw up my palms. Enough said. Robert Gatlin was a self-made
billionaire attorney, a white knight self-appointed to correct
the world’s injustices especially if a camera caught
him at it. “I’ve done investigative work for Gatlin.”
“My
daughter vanished. I drove Katherine to Dulles Airport two
weeks ago. It was the last time I saw her.”
I ushered
Pangle into my kitchenette. It was cooler inside and more
importantly it was private”. After he declined my offer,
his lips curled to see my new can of icy Stroh’s. As
if I gave a good god damn but my expression remained remote
and blank.
“Where
was Katherine’s flight headed?” I asked him.
“Toronto,”
he replied. “She was to deliver a paper at a conference.
You know, where English professors sit on their duffs talking
about comic books and film. She’s a graduate student
with a misguided hope to become an academician. Did you ever
attend college, Johnson?”
“Call
me Frank. No, but I’m lost either. Did she reach Toronto?”
“No,
but she sure as hell didn’t do a D.B. Cooper between
here and there, now did she?”
“Mr.
Pangle, did we get off on the wrong foot?”
Pangle’s
face went red. “Sorry, Frank. Once settled in, Katherine
was to phone me. It never happened.”
“Okay,
summarize your last two weeks.”
Impatient,
Pangle licked his chapped lips, a nervous habit. “Well,
after two days, I notified Arlington County Police. A sympathetic
corporal in a purple scrunchie filed my missing person report.
For the next three days I paced by the phone and gnawed on
my nails. Nothing. Meantime, I contacted all of Katherine’s
girlfriends. Nothing. Near my wit’s end, I flew up to
Toronto myself. I showed Katherine’s photo around at
the hotels and the airport. Nothing. She vanished. Disappeared.
Gatlin sent me here. He called you ‘a last resort.’”
A wry
thought struck me. “Maybe Katherine didn’t board
at Dulles Airport.”
“Impossible!
How could she without detection? Security what it is now.”
“No
security is 100% foolproof. Despite 9/11.”
“I
can’t fathom why Katherine would ever pull such a stunt,”
he said. “Here’s a copy of the passenger manifest
list. She sat in Seat C-10.”
He handed
me a page creased in half. Flight 307’s human payload:
eight passengers, three attendants, and two pilots. Unlucky
13. I puzzled about something. “I didn’t catch
how old Katherine is.”
“A
very immature twenty-two,” he replied.
“So,
she’s a big girl now free of daddy.”
“Screw
you, Johnson! She’ll always be my little girl,”
he said. “How soon can you begin?”
Men will
do anything to avoid cleaning a gutter or mowing the grass.
A free trip to Toronto, for instance. “As soon as you
sign a contract,” I told him.
“Gatlin
mentioned your fear of flying.”
“It’s
not a phobia,” I said. “It’s a preference
for mode of transportation.”
“Yeah,
whatever. Five thousand dollars and a round-trip bus ticket
are inside here. Also, a recent snapshot of Katherine,”
he said, thrusting out the manila envelope. “One more
thing. I’m a hands on type. Keep me informed. Mornings
and evenings.”
“You’re
easy to please,” I said, the heavy-handed sarcasm barely
disguising my reluctance to take on his problem. “But
the pay is the same.”
* * *
Aboard
the Greyhound bus, I crossed the U.S.-Canada border. After
little sleep and grim chow inside even grimmer roadhouses,
I debated getting in more hypnosis to try and subdue my aviophobia,
fear of flying. It couldn’t hurt. Taking a taxi to Toronto’s
downtown core, I studied Katherine’s head-and-shoulder
glamour shot.
A brunette,
her hair curled at the shoulders was swept up behind one ear,
its lobe pierced with a sapphire stud. A lemon yellow scarf
stood out on her white-ribbed blouse. I couldn’t help
but wondering if her natural beauty had got her in trouble
somewhere down the line.
The cab
ejected me at the Downing Arms in Cabbagetown. It was a solid
base of operations, cheap and central. Down a few blocks,
the byzantine Ridley Towers soared skyward. Katherine had
never gone there to claim her suite. For the time being, my
working assumption was she’d arrived to Toronto on Flight
307. What next? Chances were she’d met an old college
boyfriend at the conference and they’d shacked up a
private hidey-hole. All on daddy’s dime made it sweeter.
Maybe I envied the rich but I wouldn’t trade a day in
paradise with most.
Under
the hotel lobby’s dirty lamp light, leggy blondes poised
on divans under ceiling fans screamed “prostitute!”
Their presence stunned but didn’t sway me. Under the
Downing Arms logo, a knife-faced clerk with minty breath squared
me away. For an extra ten bucks, tacked on Mr. Pangle’s
tab of course, I billeted as far as possible from the elevator.
I was a light sleeper. Up in the stall shower for a room,
I pitched my brown suede luggage on the narrow bed. The lobby
connected me long distance. Down south in Middleburg, Virginia,
Mr. Pangle picked up mid-ring.
“Congratulations.
You made it,” he said. “How long before you get
me some positive results?”
“My
conservative estimate is two days.”
“Unacceptable.”
I’d
handled hostile clients before but not of this magnitude.
“Look, Mr. Pangle, you waited two weeks before dumping
this case on me. If you’re daughter is anywhere in this
damn place, I’ll find her. Good bye.” It made
my day to hang up on him, even if I wondered how I’d
find a missing girl in a strange city of one million where
one in four was an immigrant. Serendipity, I suppose. Except
for me, “serendipity” only came up in crossword
puzzles.
I rushed
down to the secondhand bookstores strewn along Queen Street.
A wintry nip to the afternoon pall doubled my gait. Clouds
the hue of rough pewter bunched overhead. I made a reasonable
guess that Katherine, an English graduate student, was an
inveterate reader. She’d blitz these same bookshops
while in town. Although bellhops and hacks might not peg a
face from thousands streaming by, a bookstore proprietor reliant
on customer service and repeat business sure would. Not only
that, but Katherine did cut an eye-popping figure.
It made
for a tedious, long afternoon. A poster on the last bookshop’s
door advertised ex-Boomtown Rat Bob Geldof was playing at
the Opera House, 735 Queen Street East. I wasn’t a fan.
Stepping inside, a cowbell clanked behind me. A near empty
bin by the cash register held the latest CD by Coldplay. Here,
old tunes blended with the new.
The middle-aged
proprietor rugged as a Kalashnikov rifle drew up beside me.
He smelled of cedar cologne. I almost laughed. His shaggy
eyebrows arched on me were whiter than Shell Scott’s.
“May
I be of assistance, sir?” he asked me.
“I
only hope you can.” Placing Katherine’s photo
under a gooseneck lamp, I asked, “Have you seen this
girl over the past couple weeks? She was in Toronto for a
conference held over at the Ridley.”
“You're at the Ridley? I always request their special.
Always.” The proprietor unfolded steel-framed reading
glasses to mash on his nose and squinted one eye. “No-no.
But the young lady is gorgeous, I’ll grant you. Let
me guess. You’re a private eye?"
“Good
Lord, no! I'm her father. You see, Mary Beth is a literary
illuminati groupie and she never came home.” Some cagey
instinct motivated me to throw out the impromptu alias. Or
I felt ashamed to admit to being a moribund detective without
any other job skills.
“Hmm.
She doesn’t look bookish,” he said. “More
New Age. You know the type who seek out alternative medicine
gurus, Oriental herbalists, and acupuncturists.”
“And
they are located . . .”
“Over
in Koreantown along Bloor Street between Bathurst and Christie,”
he said. “Your best bet is to grab a cab. They’ll
know the way.”
“Since
you mentioned it, Mary Beth has always been a quirky girl.”
I stowed the picture in my shirt pocket. “Thanks. You’ve
been a big help,” I said, the sarcasm this time unintentional.
My mood
souring, I shouldered through the door to the sidewalk teeming
with shoppers. An orange orb, the sun dodged behind a pearly
smog. I took the proprietor's sensible advice. From the curbstone,
I hailed a taxi to whisk me over to Koreantown. Merchants
there wagged their heads “no” to my queries. Block
after block elicited similar negative responses. Foot-sore
and punchless, I ducked into a corner pub.
Steak
and kidney pie with on-tap beer hit the spot. In the booth
behind me, a gangly fellow with spiky red hair bragged to
his two pals over pale ales. I eavesdropped. He was going
to Rosedale to scout up some well-to-do nookie. A stupid idea
popped into my head.
Hitching
around, I pecked on his shoulder. “Hey, mate,”
I said. “Just blew into town myself. And I wouldn’t
mind getting in on your action.”
They laughed.
“You would, Pops,” one said. “How much you
got on you?”
My thumb shuffled a fat wad of Pangle’s travelers checks
from my wallet. “Enough,” I said.
Spiky
Hair grinned when I ordered him and two his pals the next
round of ales, an old PI trick to establish rapport with street
contacts. His speech dropped to a lower register. “What
you want, Pops, is an outcall escort service.”
“Damn straight.” My wink was lewd and conspiratorial
as theirs were.
“State
your pleasure,” he said.
I visualized
Katherine Pangle’s photo. “Like I said, she has
to be classy. Um, brunette hair and eyes, 5’7”,
a toned 125 pounds maximum, no body piercings or tattoos,
nonsmoker, funny, worldly . . .”
“You’re
easy to please.” His head shook in disbelief. “Contact
this number from your room.” A matchbook spilled into
my lap. “I scribbled it on the inside cover. Good luck,
Pops. You’ll need it.”
Laughing,
the other two uplifted their half-empty ales to toast my departure.
* * *
Huddled
in my semi-dark crib, I peered out the window six floors up
from the street. A caution light blinked over Toronto’s
starless skyline. Spanning the lobby a few minutes earlier,
I’d missed seeing the painted ladies. They were, I could
only suppose, booked for the evening. Toronto sure had a vibrant
nightlife.
I continued
noodling the stupid idea around in my head. Katherine’s
portrait and the matchbook lay on the nightstand.
Q: What
might motivate such a girl to disappear on her own?
A: To escape a domineering, obsessive son of a bitch for a
father.
Q: Okay,
once cut adrift, how would this girl support herself in the
manner to which she was accustomed?
A: Working for top scale wages in a lucrative trade. So far,
all that to my stupid idea computed okay.
Q: What
trade would compensate her so well?
A: Why, the oldest trade of them all, Marlowe. I extended
a mental thanks to the lovely ladies in the lobby for that
answer.
After
flicking on the dimmest lamp setting, I rehearsed the script
in my mind. There were certain things to ask, certain things
not to ask. Propositioning for an in-room massage was illegal,
punishable by jail time. I’d end up busted if I wasn’t
careful how it was transacted. Of course, then Mr. Gatlin,
my benefactor, could rush up to Toronto and bail me out. Still,
I decided to play it cozy and careful.
I dialed
the scribbled number on the matchbook. On the third electronic
bleep, a soft pillowy accent greeted me. “Just for general
information, can you describe who’s available tonight?”
I asked her.
“Well,
sir, I have Tandy. She’s a great old gal . . .”
“Nope.
Not even close. No ‘great old gals for me.’ No,
I’m seeking someone tall, extremely fit, brunette.”
“Yes,
I can arrange that. Are you staying uptown, sir?”
“Um,
at the Downing Arms. Something else. Is the session for the
entire hour?”
“The
full hour, naturally. Where are you from? Do you hold an airline
ticket?”
“The
Lower Forty-eight. Look, this might be irregular but I brought
a photo and don’t know the business lady’s name.
A trusted friend recommended her to me.”
“Yes,
I understand. Are you alone, sir?”
“Very.
Meet me downstairs at the piano lounge in an hour. Just look
for the middle-aged fart wearing a Washington Redskins cap
drinking a rum and coke. And keep your damn bouncer muzzled.
I’ll show you her photo. Maybe this will benefit the
both of us.”
“Well,
I’ve access to every girl in the city. Do you have money?”
“I’ll
cover any and all expenses. Good bye.”
The piano
lounge had honey-toned panels behind low-lit tiers of ferny
vegetation. The sallow illumination washed out its drab edges.
A beagle-faced geezer wilted sitting on a chrome stool over
a half-empty vodka-cranberry. At the corner booth, a couple
of college-age girls in tank tops and cargo pants read from
the menus. Through the plate glass windows, I watched two
cabbies under mercury vapor lights conversing.
A slender
lady with straight white hair and stiletto black boots appeared
the lounge. She was garbed in a long black coat and oversized
sequin sunshades. Behind her, knuckles dragging the carpet,
stalked her bouncer. She came to my table and, uninvited,
slid into the seat opposite me. The bouncer remained standing
off her shoulder, Doc Martin boots planted apart. His colorless
cold eyes affixed on me.
“Call
me, Tess. What are you drinking?” she asked me as the
twig of a waitress hovered near.
“Ginger
ale to stay clear-headed.”
Tess’
lips twitched at the waitress. “Make mine a white wine.”
My thumb
jerked behind us. “How about him?”
“Guido
is happy, thank you. Did you bring the photo?”
Guido
breathed down my neck as Katherine Pangle’s headshot
edged across the tabletop. “Like I said, she has better
than average street walker looks.”
After
a quick, furtive glance, Tess tucked the photo under a cocktail
napkin, pushed it back at me. Tidy and discreet were her watchwords.
Oh, and capitalistic, too. “Let’s make a deal,”
she said. “Where are you?”
“Room
508.” I stood up and vacated the lounge.
A while
later, a crisp double rap sounded at Room 508's door. I squinted
through the peephole, drew off the bolt lock, and undid the
chain. She walked in. I barred the exit.
With her
hair cropped shorter, somewhat slimmer to almost gaunt, and
face more dolled up, she was the object of my search, Katherine
Pangle. She wore a bright pink suit with matching accessories
including purse and heels.
“First
you undress,” Katherine said in an acidic whisper. “In
the bathroom, if you prefer. We’ll then discuss business.
Meantime, I’ll check in downstairs.” So, Guido
could operate a telephone. I was impressed.
From a
chink in the bathroom door, I watched Katherine slip over
to the bureau. On purpose, I’d left out her picture
along with her father’s written instructions. She went
for the bait. Bending to look closer, she flinched. I came
out of the bathroom as she wheeled.
“You
scum sucker,” said Katherine. “I suspected you
were a cop. But my father sent you to hunt me down, didn’t
he?” Her eyes darted to the telephone between the two
beds. Guido was only a phone call away to rip off my head.
Nope, that wasn’t going to happen.
I smiled,
shrugged in my most disarming way. “True, he hired me.
But that was the extent of it. My task is now in the bag.”
Katherine
gnawed her upper lip. “He paid you how much? I’ll
double, no, I’ll triple it. Fly back, claim you didn’t
pick up my trail. It’d grown too cold. Convince him
I dropped off the face of the earth. If he goes for it and
leaves me alone, I pay you the same fee again.”
“That’s
a lot of money I doubt you really have. What’s the beef
with your old man?”
“My
father is a psychopathic monster,” she said. “You
crave every lurid detail? First, at age twelve, it started
the night he crawled into my bed . . .”
I thrust
out both palms, my stomach queasy. “Whoa. I heard enough.”
Cocking
her head, Katherine’s long bangs flopped into moistening
big brown eyes. “Your business card reads ‘Troubleshooter.’
Name your price. How much to kill the bastard?”
My heart
hammered between my ears. “You’ve got the wrong
impression, Miss Pangle . . . ”
“Blow
him sky high in The Blue Cheer,” she said. “That
Mustang is his pride and joy. That’d bring me some poetic
justice to cheer about.”
“.
. . I’m not a hit man.”
“What
the hell good are you?” she asked. Tears came in profusion.
I believed her and then felt sorry for her. She could’ve
been my daughter.
I scooped
a money clip from my pocket to fling near her. It landed on
the corner of the sheet. “Two hundred fifty dollars.
Enough for your show money tonight and Guido’s raw hamburger.
In a few days I’m doing the dog back to the States.
I’ll report it just the way you told me.”
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