He maneuvered his
lumbering truck through the busy city streets, and found a
parking lot away from the major congestion. After settling
the truck into a spot, he placed the camera inside his coat.
A light denim jacket was the only type of coat that would
not look ridiculous in July. A bigger coat would be ideal,
but he would have to make do. He had sewed a pouch, with a
hole just big enough for the lens, on the inside part of the
jacket. It was perfect for slipping his left hand into the
pocket and cradling the camera.
He walked down
a few city blocks before reaching the street that was the
home to Froggers, the hottest nightclub in the area. It was
exactly midnight and as Stanley expected, the line was out
the door. Stanley smiled when he noticed a few young women
exposing their legs, midriffs, and cleavage. It would be a
productive night, he thought as he joined the back of the
line.
The crowd moved
quickly and before he knew it, he was at the door. Two huge,
barrel-chested bouncers sat on barstools in front of the entrance
like pit bulls guarding their territory. They wore matching
outfits: shoes, black pants, and a white button-down shirt
accented by a bright green vest that read: Froggers. They
each had short, military-style haircuts, and somehow managed
the exact same disgusted scowl when they focused on the fat,
forty-year-old man in front of them.
After realizing
their disapproving glares were not scaring him away, they
took Stanley's five-dollar cover charge and waved him in.
Stanley walked inside and was immediately overwhelmed by the
pounding dance music, flashing lights, and hoards of vivacious
young people.
He strolled to
the left, clutching the camera carefully through his jacket
pocket-he would wait to turn it on. Initially, he was only
concerned with fitting in with the crowd-not wanting to draw
attention. But it was difficult in this place. The average
age had to be around twenty-two or twenty-three, he thought.
Occasionally, he
caught a glimpse of someone who might have been thirty or
so. But that was about it. Besides the age difference, almost
all the people in the club were attractive, well groomed,
and wore stylish clothing-things that were not a part of Stanley's
world.
Stanley didn't
drink alcohol, but now, he needed a beer. Not to drink-he
might be forced to sip a little of it-but as a prop. When
people looked at him he wanted them to think he was a local
drunk who wandered in for the cheap beer. A boozehound who
would hang around, get buzzed, and then harmlessly slip away.
The club was enormous
with three huge bars. He waded through the crowd en route
to the closest one. He smelled the hairspray, perfume, and
cologne. Muscular jocks bumped into him and continued to strut
along, as if he were invisible. Sexy girls met eyes with him
and quickly looked away-probably disgusted by the sight of
a pasty-faced, pudgy, old dweeb, he thought.
He finally made
his way to the bar, and managed to wedge into a small opening.
He watched in awe as the three bartenders bounced from customer
to customer, sprang from one end of the bar to the other,
and doled out drinks like master magicians.
He took two dollars from his pocket and waved them in the
air like a flag at a Fourth of July parade until a bartender
appeared in front of him. "What'll you have?"
"Beer,"
Stanley muttered.
"Draught okay?"
the bartender asked, and waited about a nanosecond for Stanley
to reply before he turned and grabbed a cup. Just as Stanley
was about to answer the question, a plastic cup full of yellow
liquid plopped in front of him as the bartender snatched the
two dollars from his hand. Then, he was on to the next thirsty
patron.
Stanley inched
his way from the bar through what seemed like an endless crowd
pushing their way into him. Finally, he broke free and had
a little room to breathe. He moved near an abandoned corner,
where he could stretch his arms, check his camera, and plot
his next move.
He sipped a little
of the beer, and it made him gag. He purposely spilled a little
of it on the floor, so he was left with about half of the
cup-easier to carry through the crowd. He surveyed the chaos,
and decided to wander around until he found the subject of
his film.
He managed to cruise
past the area of the busy bar without a problem. The dance
floor was bigger than his high school gymnasium, and was packed
with jiggling, gyrating bodies. The bass of the music beat
inside his head like an evil, relentless jackhammer. The buzz
of the crowd somehow blended with the rest of the music to
form an impenetrable wall of noise.
He paced the periphery
of the dance floor-watching, looking for what he wanted. There
were beautiful girls scattered in almost every square foot
of the club. He would not shoot indiscriminately-he believed
a single outstanding subject was more marketable. He could
afford to be picky here.
He stopped near
another bar on the east side of the club, and pretended to
take a sip of the disgusting beer. He kept an eye on the bouncers
as he made sure his camera could not be seen. He wasn't too
worried; he thought most of the bouncers were just big, dumb
kids. They would never know what he was there to do.
But then he saw
Tank.
Tank was deserving of the name. He was built like a Pittsburgh
Steelers' linebacker and had a mean, nasty face to match.
He had been the head bouncer at Froggers for the last ten
years. Everyone knew him, and most people liked him, save
for the sorry souls that he had to toss out of the club. But
it wasn't Tank's size that concerned Stanley. It was his brain.
Stanley thought
back to some earlier visits to Froggers when he had encountered
the hulking African-American man. While the other bouncers
fixated on pretty girls and posed to show off their muscles,
Tank's suspicious eyes followed Stanley as he attempted to
film.
The first time
Stanley realized that Tank was watching him he left and went
to another club. But he was ultimately disappointed as the
quality of girls didn't compare to Froggers. During his next
visit, the head bouncer spotted him again, only this time,
Stanley went about his business. He had hoped Tank would not
bother with him, but he had no such luck.
When he saw the
huge man approaching him, Stanley shut off his camera and
started toward the exit. He heard Tank yelling accusations
that he was hiding something in his coat as he disappeared
from the club. He decided to avoid the place forever, but
several months later the images of scantily-clad, gyrating
women brought him back.
He was pleasantly
surprised to not find Tank during his return trip, and did
not encounter him during two subsequent visits. Stanley assumed
he was no longer employed by the club, and felt safe returning
with no one of Tank's experience to scrutinize his movements.
But now, there
he was sauntering across the club in his bright green vest,
head bobbing from side to side, looking to sniff out trouble
before it started. Stanley wondered if Tank would recognize
him as the giant bouncer moved in his direction. He was unsure
but knew it was foolish to take the chance. He shielded his
face, turned quickly, headed for a staircase that led to the
basement, and raced down the steps.
There wasn't much
in the basement, just bathrooms and the coatroom, but it was
an adequate hiding spot for now. He debated if he should leave
the club-thinking Tank would eventually disrupt his filming-or
stay and attempt to avoid him.
He pondered the
question as the sound of clicking heels filled his ears. He
looked around in confusion and realized he was standing opposite
the entranceway to the ladies' room. Then, he saw the source
of the noise.
Like a redheaded
Goddess magically emerging from the bowels of the basement,
she pranced toward him. Her green dress was like a tight,
little tube sock barely stretching over the private parts
of her body. Her long, shapely legs commanded attention, and
Stanley thought they were the most impressive he had ever
seen.
Her green eyes
locked in on him for a moment, but she looked right through
him. She would never acknowledge the likes of Stanley, not
even for a fleeting second. She paused to flip a piece of
her frizzy, red hair out of her face, and started her ascent
up the stairs.
Stanley put his sweaty fingers in his secret, little pouch
and turned on the camera. He was right behind her on the steep
stairs-her obscenely high heels almost kicking him in the
forehead. The footage he took of her buttocks and hips jouncing
from side to side far exceeded anything he had hoped for on
that night.
Screw Tank, he thought. He would shoot her for as long as
possible. When they reached the top of the stairs, she strutted
to the dance floor like she owned the world. Stanley kept
filming, but scanned the area for his nemesis. When he didn't
see him, he rushed into a vacant chair next to the dance floor.
With no sign of
Tank, he sat back and focused the camera on his new subject.
She danced, jiggled, and moved around like she was trying
to shake her ass off her body. Some of her underlings danced
by her side, but all eyes were on her.
Stanley had a good
angle so he sat back, letting her and the camera do his work.
He occasionally forced a sip of beer, thinking many eyes were
on him. Drunken kids wandered in front of him from time to
time, but overall, he was collecting valuable footage-perhaps
his best ever, he thought.
Then, a figure
moved in front of him that did not stumble off like the other
drunks. It was Tank. His fat, black, bearded face looked down
at Stanley with anger. He authoritatively positioned himself
directly in front of Stanley-his big gut blocking any further
footage. "Yo, man, what you got in your coat?"
The surprise approach
left Stanley without words. After a quick glance up at Tank,
he pushed his chair back, jumped to his feet, and started
to walk away. He moved toward the back bar and planned to
make an escape out the rear exit.
But before he even
got close, he felt a hand snatch the sleeve of his jacket
and violently jerk him off his feet. Suddenly, he was falling
out a metal fire door. He fell back on to a concrete surface,
but landed harmlessly on his buttocks. He was in a dark alley
that connected Froggers to its neighbor, a small seafood bistro.
He landed about
two feet in front of a Dumpster that reeked of stinking fish.
From around the corner, he could hear the clamor of fresh
new kids waiting to get in the club. He sat on the ground
stunned, looking up at the little bit of light that seeped
in from the street. His hand was in his pocket, protecting
the camera.
A moment later,
the metal door was roughly kicked opened, and Tank appeared.
With clenched fists and bulging eyes, he lunged toward Stanley,
who scampered to his feet and fell back against the Dumpster.
Tank grabbed Stanley's shirt, and held him up against the
rusty, foul-smelling receptacle.
"I asked you
what you got in your coat. You got a problem hearing?"
Tank screamed at him.
"I don't have
anything. Let me go," Stanley said, his hand still cradling
the camera.
"I see that
you got something in there. You gotta lot a balls to bring
something into my club and try to hide it from me."
Tank reached into
Stanley's secret pouch and clutched the camera. At first,
Stanley used his free arm to push back Tank's hand, but the
mammoth bouncer was far too powerful. He had a grip on Stanley's
camera and started to muscle it out of the pouch.
Stanley realized
then that he had no choice. He could not allow Tank to take
his camera. He imagined that the bouncer would see the images
he had collected by playing them back on the view finder.
Then, he might call the police. Stanley knew this would lead
to his arrest, and although he would only be charged with
a misdemeanor offense for the filming, there were other matters
the police would be much more interested in.
He couldn't risk
it. He pulled a switchblade from his back pocket, and jabbed
it into Tank's ribs. He yanked the knife out as Tank let go
of the camera and staggered back a few steps. He fell back
against the metal fire door and slumped to the ground. He
touched the wound, and brought his bloody fingers in front
of his face.
Stanley stood up
straight, securing the camera as the buzz of excited kids
seemed louder from around the corner and the odor of the rotting
fish grew worse. Tank reached to his side and pulled out a
two-way radio. He pressed a button and said, "Jack, Jack
you there? This is Tank. I need you in the east alley."
With the blade
still in his hand, Stanley stood over Tank and slashed his
throat with one powerful swoop. The radio fell out of his
hand as a return message was heard: "Tank, this is Jack.
Where'd you say you were at?" Tank's body fell limp and
toppled over like a boneless slab of meat as blood gurgled
out of his neck like a fountain.