A jpeg file mounted
on the camera's hard drive showed a man whom I sought. His
name was Butterfrost. He was ex-CIA. He was Robert Gatlin's
old friend. He was why I cruised from chic nightclubs to sawdust-and-spit
bars wearing this bemused expression.
"Y-y-you the
Yankee taking pictures?" slurred a male voice behind
me. "Pictures of my babes?"
I turned to look
into the square-jawed leer of a belligerent drunk who had
a half-head on me. His wiry red hair looked as if he doused
it with barbecue starter fluid and flicked his Bic too near
it.
"No-no,"
I assured him. "Nothing like that."
"You're a
liar," he said.
To avoid trouble,
I tried a new tack. "What're you drinking, friend?"
Blinking, he held
up a tallboy. "Coors Lite," he said. "You writing
a book?"
I propelled him
by the elbow toward the lacquer black bartop. "You're
running on fumes. Let's get you another. On me."
He didn't understand
until the new Coors was passed to him free of charge that
went on Gatlin's Visa. He grinned. "Gunnar Bjorg,"
he said. "And you are?"
"Frank Johnson."
I shook his huge, soppy hand and pocketed my digital camera.
"Just out on a runtur but I better get going. Enjoy your
beer."
"Where you
staying, Frank?" asked Gunnar.
"Inga's Guesthouse.
It's pretty plain fare but plenty good for me."
"Tell Inga
that Gunnar said hello."
"Will do,
Gunnar."
"And thanks."
I nodded. "Think
nothing of it."
After tossing the
barkeep some krona banknotes, I threaded a path between bopping
bare shoulders of dancing girls and embraced the icy dark
air needling my cheeks. Slightly larger than Virginia, my
native state, this country was an arctic wasteland. Its stalwart
population hugged the coastline cut by fiords and bays and
there wasn't a damn tree growing anywhere. That said, Iceland
had 100 AIDS fatalities last year and little, if any, crime.
My LeHigh construction boots padded over a brick paver sidewalk
when a covey of coeds swept up from a skinny alley. They smelled
of John Barleycorn and sex.
"Wrong way,"
a redhead dressed in the gold lame of a rock star informed
me. "Follow us."
An effusive girl
chorus joined in her cheer: "Follow us and rule the world."
My forearm detached
from her gloved fingers. "No time, I'm afraid. I'm too
busy catching a killer. By chance, have you smelled any cordite
or stumbled over a dead body?"
They laughed. I
didn't. We forked our separate ways. Butterfrost, the object
of my search, had emailed Gatlin one week ago to the day.
It said he was stuck in Reykjavik in a spot of trouble. He
didn't go on to elaborate about the nature of his difficulties,
only asked Gatlin to send guns and lawyers. I heard all this
in Gatlin's law offices back in Middleburg, Virginia, because
I carried a .44.
"Your CIA
connection is news to me," I said to Gatlin.
He snorted. "No
need to know it up until now. Are you hale enough to go abroad?"
My sphincter retracted
into my prostate gland, a cancer grenade with its pin pulled
out if the doctors had been right in their diagnosis. For
what they charged, they ought to have been. I didn't like
being quizzed about the cancer or even having to think about
it. "My treatments are up," I said. "The outcome
is indeterminate until my next checkup."
"When is that?"
"In two weeks,"
I replied.
Centering chin
on the apex of his fused forefingers, he said, "Hell,
that should give you enough time."
A recent trend
I'd noticed in my Gatlin gigs was the vague scope of what
was expected from me. "Not to belabor the point,"
I said, "but just what the dickens I do upon arrival?
Try to hunt up Butterfrost?"
"Good question.
I emailed him back that you'd hang loose until he initiated
contact. Better plan on a several days for him to pick the
best time and place. He's being watched, I suspect. In fact,
I'd stake my life on it."
"Which spook
agency is tailing him?" I asked.
Until that moment,
a mirthful smugness had ruled Gatlin's mood. Now, however,
his eyes lost their luster to turn dull as lead. "I haven't
no idea," he said. "He didn't specify. Wait. This
is not good, Frank. I can't send you to Iceland alone, sick
and all. What's up with Gerald?"
Gerald Peyton,
a bounty hunter who sometimes collaborated with me, was off
hunting caribou in Alaska. I informed Mr. Gatlin of as much.
"Well, well," he said. "No help from those
quarters, then."
I scowled. "Don't
worry. I'll be okay. English is Iceland's second language.
The excitement will do me good. I'm tired of puking myself
to sleep. God damn chemo."
"Iceland’s
natural hot springs have great curative properties,"
said Gatlin. "Have yourself a couple extended soaks."
"That's okay.
I don't relish sitting in someone else's bathtub ring,"
I said. "Any other instructions?"
"Yeah,"
said Gatlin. "Wear goose down. Reykjavik gets cold. Very
cold."
# # #
Inga of Inga's Guesthouse stood over the white zinc sink in
the kitchen when I tripped through the threshold. She worked
an old-fashioned potato peeler, flicking her wrist back and
forth. Peelings flew off it like wood chips.
"Did you locate
your friend?" she asked me over a shoulder.
"No luck.
I walked and walked, hitting every pub and disco. Flashed
his picture around. All I got for my trouble was blank looks
and head shakes."
"That's too
bad." Turning, she smiled. Unlike my earlier brushes
with girls in the street, Inga was Thai, a mail order bride
to a high-ranking officer in the Coast Guard. A rowdy drunk
all of sixteen years old at a bar just off from Keflavik Airport
had fatally knifed him. Inga had originally been Saki but
her husband wanted to make her feel at home, thus for the
more provincial Inga.
"I'll hit
the rack and try again early tomorrow morning."
Inga came over.
"Are you hungry?"
"Sure. I can
eat a little something."
She fixed me a
dish of smoked lamb and crepes, a strange meal for the stranger
midnight hour. Apropos of nothing, I remembered my first days
as an MP at Fort Leavenworth in Kansas. I'd clocked out from
my night watch. Transferring my stuff out of the cruiser to
my personal car, I put my service piece on the roof, then
forgot it was there and drove off. Of course in a flash, I
realized my mistake. Braking and tossing the car into Park,
I jumped out. After an exhaustive grid search, I had to call
my boss, a tough-as-nails buck sergeant, at home and lay out
my predicament. It wasn't a smart career move.
"Is it good?"
Inga asked me.
I nodded while
chewing. "It is good. Good night." The MP tale lingered
like smoke in my mind. Not until I was upstairs in my berth
undressing did I make the link between then and now. Again,
I lacked for a handgun. I wasn't a lawyer either. Denied both
his email requests, Butterfrost lying low right now was toast.
I tucked between Inga's sheets but only her ghost waited for
me there. The mattress felt firm, how I preferred it. Sleep
was a couple breaths away. A half-hour later, I was still
noodling around my head the dearth of leads in this case.
In the background, cancer played the solemn strains of a cello.
I wondered what it was like to die in Iceland. Did graveyards
dot its ancient lava fields and jagged glacier islands?
With sleep not
in the night's cards, I arose and sat stock still on the edge
of the bed. Yep, that same gnawing continued deep down inside
me. I didn't like hearing it but the cancer had come with
me to this treeless land. I sighed and refocused. Didn't the
partygoers here turn out in droves after midnight and rock
on until dawn? I wristed my forehead. That being the case,
I might stand a better chance of bumping into Butterfrost.
He'd sent Gatlin emails. Where from? A cyber-cafe? A wireless
gadget? A slow boat to China? Punchy, I snickered at my private
joke. With a shiver I climbed into my layers of clothes.
A soft double rap
fell on my door. I hearkened my ears. After a little, it encored.
"Yes?" I asked ass-planted against the wall to club
my visitor if necessary.
"It's me Frank,"
Inga said. "Are you warm enough?"
The double entendre
was too delicious to let slide but I did anyway. "Temperature
is the same as it ever was," I said opening the door.
She carried a red wool quilt folded over her arm just as I'd
imagined it.
"You're still
dressed," she observed. "Couldn't you sleep?"
"The dreams
were lousy, so I took myself out of them. For real, I'm hoofing
it back down to the bars. My friend, you see, may yet show
up."
"Care for
some company?" asked Inga. "Knowing people, I can
introduce you around."
"Great. Give
me five minutes and we're out of here."
# # #
The night hubbub
was in full tilt boogie. The exuberant cost of alcohol served
in the bars caused revelers to put off barhopping until after
midnight, Inga explained to me. They started early by getting
liquored up from little brown jugs of homemade hooch, however
that was brewed in Iceland.
"You don't induce?" said Inga.
"Drink? No-no.
Bum liver," I lied.
She took my elbow.
"Everybody drinks in Reykjavik."
I nodded without
a trace of irony or humor. "That I can easily understand."
"There's a
drink that silly tourists order called The Black Death,"
said Inga. "It's aptly named. You are -- how do you say
it? -- on the truck?"
"We call it
on the wagon. Yes, five years and counting," I said.
"Let's hit that bar, the one at the end of this street."
"Stefan's?"
"Stefan's,
sure. Why not?"
We walked two abreast.
An uniformed policeman skirted by us on a bright red bicycle.
A half-block further, a second one flew by us the opposite
way on roller-skates. Noirish blue neon played off fresh nubile
faces stitched in growing alcoholic hazes. Cigarettes dangled
out of stupefied smiles. Outside Stefan's, Inga greeted a
couple both dressed in the Icelandic flag and introduced them
to me as old friends from the fish market. They didn't speak
English and I didn't dig their lingo.
"He asks if
you like our cheese?" Inga translated.
A funky disco tune
pumped inside Stefan's and I just didn't give a rat's ass
about their damn cheese. "Tell your pal I like the beer
better."
Inga frowned. "You
don't drink beer."
"I don't eat
cheese either. Here, ask him to look into my digital camera."
Her friend did
a one-eye squint into the camera's viewfinder. "He doesn't
know the man in the picture," Inga said. "Sorry,
Frank."
"So, we keep
soldiering," I said, entering Stefan's smog and suds.
Admission was 1000 krona and a dress code was enforced. No
jeans or sneakers allowed. Steam misted up from a floor vent
because the entire city's heating system ran off geothermal
hot springs bubbling underneath the ground like hell's plumbing.
At the heart-shaped bar, I waited for a fat man to give up
his chrome stool and occupied it. Inga was off conversing
with a curvaceous blonde with red-and-white ribbons fluttering
in her lank hair and a gold slave ring in her eyebrow. My
scan took in a compact dance floor jampacked with patrons
indulging in free form movements to the discordant music.
"Frank, you're
with us again."
The broad-shouldered
Gunnar crowded me almost to pin against the granite bar. His
colorless eyes said he was three breaths away from blacking
out. "Lemme get this drink," he muttered.
I palmed Gunnar
on the collarbones, pushing him away to a conversational distance.
"No need. I'm good. Hey, I need to check my emails. The
public library is closed. Is there a computer with Internet
around?"
"You're in
a sweet spot," said Gunnar. "Stefan has an office."
His thick thumb jerked overhead. A flight of steel steps zigzagged
up into the blue cigar smog. "Use his computer. Go on
up. I'll clear it with Stefan. He won't mind."
"Keep my stool
warm," I told him.
"Sure, sure."
Inga waved at my
ascending the stairs. She looked exotic. I jinked around the
landing and two-stepped it up to a small corridor stinking
of raw fish. A dingy lit office lay straight ahead. The Pentium
had one of those flat plasma monitors. As I copped a squat
in the swivel chair, a hand patted my coat pockets. No digital
camera. I'd left it down on the bartop. It was Fort Leavenworth
all over again except this time I'd lost a camera, not a handgun.
The results proved more disastrous.
The bear prowled
on soft-padded claws but his distillery breath warned me.
The end of a blur from pivoting on my toes landed on Gunnar's
sadistic smirk. An eye flick down took into account the oyster
knife he wielded with a practiced efficiency. The smirk widened
on me.
"I'm gonna
kill you," he said.
My fingers hinged
around the nearest object, the flat plasma monitor. It swung
up from below the waist and connected with the side of Gunnar's
skull face. For high tech hardware, the monitor made for a
passable cudgel. Gunnar stacked up, the oyster knife held
at an imprecise angle. Following up my slight advantage, I
kneed him in the nuts, hard. He roared until my gloved knuckles
blossomed in his mouth. Fueled by pain and rage, he raked
the oyster knife in a wild swath across my mid-section and
sliced fabric, maybe flesh.
"You CIA swine,"
he bellowed. "I'll flay you open."
"Bring it
on, Godzilla."
Framed by the door,
he leaned to launch his full weight at me. I had the one still
undamaged fist, a left uppercut to clip his exposed glass
chin. He folded in half, bent at the waist. I snatched up
the computer's mini-tower, wires popping loose, and cracked
it over his shaggy crown with all my exhausted might. That
polished him off to flop into a heap. I felt wetness. A horizontal
crimson streak leached through my coat as a lash of pain seared
my torso.
"Frank, you're
cut," said Inga standing on the other side of Gunnar.
"Let's get
out of here," I said. "But no police." The
solemn strains of a cello soundtracked my fast fade to black.
# # #
"Butterfrost
has turned up," came Gatlin's voice from across the Atlantic.
"Yeah?"
I asked. "How so?"
"Dead. Shot
through the head. In Toronto. I'll detail it when you're home
again. Will you survive your excitement?"
"Sixteen stitches
in the guts," I said. "Man, it feels good."
"What feels
good, Frank?" Gatlin wanted to know.
"To bleed
like a stuck pig and realize you're still alive." I coughed.
Hospital disinfectant blew up my nose.
"Gerald Peyton
is back home," said Gatlin. "I'm sending him up
to lend you a hand."
"Don't bother,"
I said. "Our paths will only cross in transit."
Two days later,
I was up on my feet and keeping down solid food. Walking with
a cane was possible. A taxicab met me at the hospital door.
From its warm rear seat, Inga guided me inside to sit at a
stiff angle. We pulled away from the curb into the Reykjavik
smoky dusk strong in its sulfurous stench.
"Where to?"
Inga asked.
"The Blue
Lagoon."
We rode past the
pipe organ playing in the Hallgrimskirkja cathedral to drown
out the dolorous cello music inside me. Forty minutes later
the taxicab shuttled into a cinder parking lot. The Blue Lagoon
was a large natural hot spring famed for its high concentrations
of algae and silica to restore broken health and spirits.
I needed that. After dining on laufabrauð (deep-fried
bread) and rye pancakes fixed over a charcoal grill, we headed
for the cabana.
"Care for
some company?" Inga asked me once inside it.
"If you keep
pampering me, I’ll never get out of Iceland," I
said.